Funny Candles Make Funny Gifts – Smell My Junk Candle Co. Large Candle, 11oz Soy Coconut Blend, “Douche Canoe…

Everyone needs a big gut laugh and a fine fragrance in their life! Fun Candles and fine fragrances like grapefruit and clove to grace your hallways and corridors (and those places that don’t smell so great..) Our cool candles make you feel good. The stress of work deadlines, kids, dinner, and adulting can wear you down! You work hard and you deserve a chuckle and a great scent wherever you are. There’s nothing quite like lighting a hilarious candle that makes you feel good and makes your space smell great! But these aren’t your normal candles. Our candles use 100% cotton core wicks and a high quality soy blend. Let’s start with the wick. Why are cotton wicks better? Most big box store candles use leaded wicks. These are toxic and not good for you or the environment. Why a high quality soy blend? Soy burns much cleaner than the paraffin wax typically found in big box store candles, so you don’t have to worry about inhaling harsh chemicals. No one needs to smell that stuff, right?? Plus, you get a much better “throw” in whatever room you choose to place your candle. It’s just gonna smell better and do a better job of permeating the space. Not to mention… Our candles make great gag gifts for women, those close friends in your life, sisters, cousins, mothers, lovers, bosses, co-workers, white elephant gift parties, and more. We’re sure you can figure out a dozen other ways to share these amazing candles!

BEST FRIEND GIFTS – Everyone needs a big gut laugh and a fine fragrance in their life! Funny Candles and fine fragrances like grapefruit and clove will grace your hallways and corridors. Our cool candles with hilarious holographic labels make you feel great! The stress of work deadlines, kids, dinner, and adulting can wear you down! You deserve a chuckle and a great scent wherever you are.
VEGAN SOY COCONUT BLEND AND COTTON WICK – Our candles use self trimming cotton core wicks and a high quality vegan soy coconut blend. Cotton core wicks are better for the environment than leaded wicks. Soy and coconut oils burn much cleaner than the paraffin wax, so you don’t have to worry about inhaling harsh chemicals. No one needs to smell that stuff, right?
BURN TIME – 90 hours of burn time! And the vegan soy coconut blend wax has a creamy look with an excellent warm fragrance throw! It’s just gonna smell better than any other candle and do a better job permeating your space. Enjoy the grapefruit and clove fine fragrance in your living room, home office, bedroom, bathroom, in your hallways, and wherever else you might like to enjoy your candle!
GREAT FUNNY GIFTS – Our candles make excellent gag gifts for women, birthday gifts for those close friends in your life, funny gifts for sisters, cousins, mothers, lovers, bosses, co-workers, white elephant gifts, hilarious party gifts, and more! You’ll be the life of the party. And we’re sure you can figure out a dozen other ways to share these amazing candles.
GIFT BOX – Every candle comes with a high quality complimentary gift box with the Smell My Junk Candle Co. dot holographic label. It shimmers. It shines! It’s just hilarious. Big gut laughs and fine fragrances are in your future. Order your hilarious funny candle today!